OOC MINGLE POST

[azumods]

Greetings, and welcome to Azume!

We mods are super-excited to have all of you here, and we hope that you and your character are prepared to have a good time building bonds and absolutely rolling in feelings here in Sinnoh! But before we send you off into the great unknown to hug everything, let's all get to know each other a little better, shall we?

Feel free to use this post to introduce yourselves as players, plot with each other, screech incoherently, plan to be awesome, the whole nine yards. And don't forget to leave your contact information, should you want to give it! Discord, Plurk, do people still use pagers nowadays?, whatever's good.

Again, welcome to the game, and have fun - we're looking forward to playing with you!

Comments

[bloodspent]

...Oh god, right, Krauser. Krauser is... Let me put it this way, a lot of the RE characters are more or less built like normal people? Like we've got Irving and Steve, who are built like totally sane people; Jake and Wesker are...a little awkward once their shirts come off but are generally okay while they're fully clothed, once the shirts are off you've got the SHOULDERS and the LONG but otherwise they're usually pretty good at long as no one's trying to render them in a state of undress.

And then there's like. Chris, who canonically punches a boulder out of his way. Meanwhile, Krauser has one job, and that one job is to make literally everyone feel horribly emasculated.

[heritrix]

I just want you to know I clicked on Irving and literally said something out loud to the effect of "Steve Buscemi, is that you?" I'm laughing so hard right now...

BUT WOW, okay yes, the minute Jake and Wesker have shirts on they look pretty normal. RE subscribes to One Piece physics as well, I see, where you can somehow stuff massive, bulging muscles into a shirt or suit and look pretty slim.

...meanwhile Chris and Krauser are built like actual DC superheroes, oh my god. Guys, your chests are dorito chips.